"Dial 3 for rescue-related emergencies, such as fire or ocean rescues."
"You've reached Vodacom Emergency Services. This is Janice. What can I help you with?"
"HI! I'm currently lost and stuck up the side of Table Mountain and I don't know my way up or how to get down and I think I need help."
"Ma'am, I can't understand you. Can you speak properly please."
Just repeat yourself in a British accent. She'll get it. "I am currently lost and stuck up the side of Table Mountain and I don't know my way up or how to get down and I think I need help. Can you help me?"
"And what do you want me to do?"
"Well, you're emergency services right?!"
"Ma'am, whose number is this?"
"THIS IS MY CELL PHONE I AM CURRENTLY STUCK ON A MOUNTAIN, CAN YOU PLEASE GET HELP???"
"I'm blocking it."